It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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