READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
