The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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