I don't think brook has ever known best
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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