i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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