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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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