On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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