3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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