My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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