I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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