Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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