Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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