Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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