I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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