Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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