To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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