I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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