do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Found the puke drawer
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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