so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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