my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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