so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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