I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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