No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
do herpes really smell.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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