just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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