for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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