Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
