I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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