So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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