The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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