awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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