quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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