Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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