I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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