so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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