found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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