ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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