Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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