What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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