did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
