Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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