why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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