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(847): View more from Illinois

garbage

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garbage dick

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rubbish cock

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you win

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(847) garbage (248) garbage dick (847) rubbish cock (248) you win http://tfl.nu/0jjx

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(760): View more from California

I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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haha i love mojitos

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ya and i hate cabbage

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(760): I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage. (818): haha i love mojitos (760): ya and i hate cabbage http://tfl.nu/vdoy

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...

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(902): I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL... http://tfl.nu/s81g

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(519): View more from Ontario

all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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(519): all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat" http://tfl.nu/ukas

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(714): View more from California

Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.

(562): View more from California

You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.

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Well someones bitter they didn't get any.

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(714): Hahaha you puked all over his shirt. (562): You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch. (714): Well someones bitter they didn't get any. http://tfl.nu/4mgl

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

organizing the empties. That sober.

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(508): organizing the empties. That sober. http://tfl.nu/fz1p

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

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Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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(919): I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process. (1-919): Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop. http://tfl.nu/dsex

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(813): View more from Florida

ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday

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Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.

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(813): ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday (813): Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun. http://tfl.nu/oehn

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.

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(330): Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together. http://tfl.nu/j4c1

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(360): View more from Washington

DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!

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(360): DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!! http://tfl.nu/2uub

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(910): View more from North Carolina

They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.

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(910): They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card. http://tfl.nu/0s8y

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(917): View more from New York City

Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms

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(917): Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms http://tfl.nu/vk6t

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.

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(612): My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend. http://tfl.nu/nhy3

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(256): View more from Alabama

On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?

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(256): On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs? http://tfl.nu/5plk

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.

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(704): I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car. http://tfl.nu/x1gt

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