Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.