I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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