is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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