just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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