wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i think im in europe. pls send help
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
