Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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