Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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