Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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