Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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