Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just cropdusted the office
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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