Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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