He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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