I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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