So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
my poor anus
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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