belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize