Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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