we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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